Zayn
Harry!! I'm bored.
Zayn
You've been in the shower for like
45 minutes. Come entertain me!
Harry
You're dramatic. It was not 45 minutes.
Zayn
Okay. Maybe it was only 25 minutes
but I still missed you 🥺
Harry
Lol. I'm done now, Zayn.
Zayn
Great 🥰
Harry
What did you do while I was gone?
Zayn
You really wanna know? 😏
Harry
Oh God. Forget I asked.
Zayn
You called?
Harry
What do you mean? I don't think I called you.
Zayn
No. You said my name. 🤦🏻♀️
Harry
Oh. You're silly.
Zayn
Silly for you.
Harry
Knock it off. 😭
Zayn
Only if you send me a selfie.
Harry
Hm... you'll really stop?
Zayn
I promise. Unless you're ridiculously
gorgeous, in which case I will have to
continue flirting shamelessly with you.
Harry
Fine. I'll send one. 😇
Harry sent an image.
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Zayn
This is a hate crime. I was so
excited to see your face. 😭
Harry
You're so dramatic! 🤣
Zayn
Why did you hide your face????
Harry
I told you, I don't like to give
out personal information.
Zayn
Hm. At least the little pony tail is cute.
Zayn
10/10 for the scrunchie.
Harry
Haha. Thanks. 🙈
Zayn
+1 for the tattoos 🤤
Zayn
-1 for the nail polish though
Harry
Oh..
Zayn
It's chipped! You should let me come
over and paint them for you bae 😍
Harry
Please, call me anything but bae. 💀
Zayn
Fine. Let me paint your nails, baby ❤️
Harry
Quarantine remember? Social distancing!
Zayn
I'd break quaratine for you, baby.
Harry
Zayn! 😭
Zayn
I'm just messing with you, H. You're
so cute when you get flustered.
Harry
Well, since I sent you a selfie, it's
only fair that I get one in return.
Zayn
That was hardly a selfie, babe.
Zayn
I'll send one for you though. 😘
Zayn sent an image.
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Zayn
Don't mind my hair. It grows way too fast.
Zayn
Harry?
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A/N: i just realized last night i had the titled spelled wrong the whole time 😐💔
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Fanfiction[social media ❦ crack fic] zayn randomly decides to prank text his number neighbor during quarantine because there's nothing better to do. who knew his number neighbor would be so hot? bottom!harry as always ❦ [disclaimer: harry is older than zayn] ...
