[social media ❦ crack fic]
zayn randomly decides to prank text his number neighbor during quarantine because there's nothing better to do. who knew his number neighbor would be so hot?
bottom!harry as always ❦
[disclaimer: harry is older than zayn]
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Harry💗 Just some basic stuff we needed. Toilet paper, cleaning supplies, bread for my avocado toast. 😇
Z💕 We?
Harry💗 Yeah.. I'm not by myself.
Z💕 Who are you staying with?
Harry💗 I have my mum and my sister with me. My best friend Mitch is staying with me too.
Z💕 Oh I didn't know that.
Z💕 What about your five year old nephew? 👀
Harry💗 He's here... my sister's dog is here too.
Harry💗 He's kind of growing on me.
Z💕 You don't like dogs?
Harry💗 I do but I'm just more of a cat person.
Z💕 Awe 🥰 Can I see her dog?
Harry💗 Sure. If she's okay with it. Give me a few minutes though.
Z💕 Okay. I'll be waiting 😘
Harry💗 sent an image.
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Harry💗 Ignore how messy the room is. She made one of my spare bedrooms into her personal closet.🤦🏻
Z💕 AWE HE'S SO LITTLE 😍🥰
Harry💗 Yeah, he is tiny. ☺️
Z💕 Just like you. 😘
Harry💗 I'm not tiny at all 😭
Z💕 How tall are you? 🤓
Harry💗 If I would have stuck with ballet... 6ft
Z💕 You took ballet?
Harry💗 For a few years to help with my back. It was fine for a while but it's gotten a bit worse over the last few years.
Z💕 Damn... so I gotta be careful not to blow your back out when I fuck you, huh? 😭
Harry💗 ZAYN! 😳
Z💕 Sorry. I couldn't help it. 😚
Harry💗 Yeah, okay..
Z💕 I'm only 5'9 but I promise I'm not short anywhere else. 😉
Harry💗 Someone needs to put you on a leash..
Z💕 Only if it's attached to you. 😍
Harry💗 🤦🏻
Z💕 I'm sorry but I can't stop thinking about you in a tutu now. 😳
Harry💗 Hm.. I'm sure I have a picture somewhere.
Z💕 Are you being serious right now? 🥺
Harry💗 Yeah. If I find one, I'll send it to you.
Z💕 I'll be waiting. 🥵🥵
Harry💗 Okay. ☺️
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A/N:sldkslala this is already at 1k even though half of my chapters still say 0 reads (;'༎ຶٹ༎ຶ') it's okay tho because i still feel the love from all the votes and comments ❤️ thank u love u mwah 😘
