Zayn
Harry 🥺
Harry
What's up?
Zayn
You said you were going to
make breakfast. It's 6 pm.
Harry
I know... I just realized I've been
spending a lot of time on my
phone the past few days and
I wanted to take a break.
Zayn
From me? 😭
Harry
No. From technology.
Zayn
You really are an old man. 💀
Harry
Hey. 😡
Zayn
Don't worry. It looks good on you.
Zayn
If I'm being honest, I haven't been
able to stop thinking about you.
Harry
What do you mean?
Zayn
Like... I keep looking at your picture
and I feel like I've seen you somewhere
before. Or maybe I'm just hopeful...
Harry
Oh.. well we've definitely never met.
I would remember meeting someone
who was as beautiful as you are.
Zayn
Are you flirting with me Harold? 😍
Harry
No! I'm just simply stating I
would remember your face.
Harry
Also.. stop calling me Harold.
I'm begging you, please.
Zayn
Oh really? 😏
Harry
Actually nevermind..
Zayn
I know what you can do to make me stop.
Unless you want to beg some more. 😇
Harry
What..?
Zayn
Send me another selfie. 🤤
Harry
Zayn. 🤦🏻♀️
Zayn
Please Harold 🥺
Harry
Fine...
Harry sent an image.
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Zayn
Wow. 😍🤤
Zayn
The hair. The pearls. Please
let me between your legs...
Harry
ZAYN! 🙈😭
Zayn
What? I'm a man, I have desires 😛
Zayn
Also... don't take this the wrong way
but why tf are you staring at the camera
like that? I mean you're still hot af but...
Harry
I'm not used to taking selfies 🙊
Zayn
That's oddly adorable.
Harry
You think? 😂
Zayn
Only because it's you though.
Harry
Awe Zee 🥺
Harry
Zen*
Zayn
What the fuck is zen?
Harry
It's what I'm going to start calling you as
punishment for saying Harold so many times.
Zayn
Zee is way cuter.
Zayn
By the way... I'm not usually
the submissive one but you could
choke me with those pearls. 😳
Harry
Oh my God...
Zayn
That's my name, baby.
Harry
What is wrong with you? 🤦🏻♀️
Zayn
I'm teasing. I just like to see you get flustered.
Harry
You're not very nice, Zee.
Zayn
That's so fucking cute 😍
Harry
You're not supposed to be enjoying
your punishment. 😭
Zayn
That's why you should let me take
care of the punishments. 😘
Harry
Oh my. 😳
Zayn
I'm good with my hands. And the belt. 🥰
Harry
Omg. We are not having this conversation. 🙈
Zayn
Why not?!
Harry
Because it's inappropriate.
Zayn
You're a grown man. So am I.
Just let me seduce you baby. 😍
Harry
Omg. Goodbye Zen.
Zayn
Harry 😭
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A/N: i had to use that picture akdjskalla my lil psychopth baby i want a smooch 🥺
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Fanfiction[social media ❦ crack fic] zayn randomly decides to prank text his number neighbor during quarantine because there's nothing better to do. who knew his number neighbor would be so hot? bottom!harry as always ❦ [disclaimer: harry is older than zayn] ...
