"You're telling me that if I showed up at someone's house and say Trick or Treat they'll give me a free piece of candy?" Fez asked

"Yes,!" Everyone yelled at once

"Oh I don't believe you," Fez scoffed

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The gang stood around a door, while Fez in his batman costume knocked on the door.

The man dropped n apple into Fez's pillow case

"An apple? Where's my candy you son of a bitch!" Fez said before the door slammed in his face.

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Everyone stood in the old grammar school, looking around with the flashlights in their hands.

"Look at this dump!" Fez exclaimed, "No wonder Hyde tried to burn it down!"

"You know Fez, a man died in that fire. A gym teacher. Coach...Smith. Some say his specter still roam the halls to this say," Eric said creepily.

"Take a lap, give me twenty, walk it off" Hyde said in a ghost voice

"All right guys cut it out, you're scaring the women" Kelso said nervously.

A window fell and without hesitation Michael pushed everyone out of the way while screaming, "Out of my way!"

"Kelso, it was just the window" Lana laughed

"Yeah I knew that," Kelso said trying not to act scared

"Out of my way?" Jackie asked in disbelief and anger.

"Pfft, I didn't say that" Kelso laughed nervously

"Yes, you did. Just before you knocked her over" Fez reminded him

"No! I was protecting you" Kelso insisted

"Protecting me?" Jackie asked

"Yeah. I was trying to draw the ghost away from you. Ghosts are attracted to movement. THat's a scientific fact," Kelso explained

"You know what? I don't care! You are idiot and science is stupid! Donna, Lana let's go!" Jackie yelled storming out of the room

"Gee wonder what we're gonna talk about," Donna sarcastically sighed

Lana and Donna caught up with Jackie and walked around in the halls.

"God, I can't believe Michael pushed me out of the way like that!" Jackie huffed

"Me neither. I figured he'd use you as a human shield," Donna joked

Lana laughed as she looked around some more.

"You guys, the most noble thing a man can do is lay down his life for a woman he loves. Ideally while she's still young and can remarry. Do you know who protected me in there? Fez!"

"Well, he had to. He's Batman!" Lana joked

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The girls walked back into the classroom with the boys.

"Hey guys, we found something scary." Donna announced as she dropped a stack of files on the mostly charred desk.

"Oh my god, th-these look like..." Eric started

"Our permanent records" Lana said

Kelso rush over to get them, "Wow! Out permanent records! Uh you know what? They probably left these here after the school burned down."

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