Fails in Harry Potter Fanfictions

I aM tHe EaTeR oF wOrLdS- or Weirde/ verstörende Kommentare

1. " I just want to have s** with Draco's face expression in this picture."

Wie man unschwer erkennen kann, war das ein Kommentar unter einer Fanart....

....

Wo ist die Badewanne?!

2. " Ahahahaha, so Snape died as a virgin, hahahaha!!!!!"

Yeah, why's it so f*cking funny, di-

Okay, aber honestly, kann mir mal mal jemand erklären, was daran so witzig ist?

Also, entweder hat die Person, die diesen Kommentar geschrieben hat einen sehr besonderen Humor, den ich nicht verstehe...oder ihr war langweilig.

3. " How come, nobody got pregnant at Hogwarts?"

How come, dass ich da drüber noch nie nachdenken wollte und das such jetzt nicht will?

4. " Just imagine, what Pennywise could do with that tongue", * Pedo Smiley*

I know, that this has nothing to do with Harry Potter, but...

Das ist so verstörend. I mean, schon allein wie lang diese Zunge in IT Chapter two ist( unglücklicher hätte ich das gerade auch nicht ausdrücken können XD) , und ugggh...warum schreibt man sowas?

5. " But how can you ship any characters, who're or were not together in canon? That's like so disturbing! You can only ship canon things."

So you would ship any canon relationsships, no matter if they're toxic, weird, bad or whatever?

So...you'd also ship Beverly Marsh and Tom Rogan from IT, or Eddie Kaspbrak and Myra? Because, they were mArRiEd?

And because both relationsships aren't toxic. Nooo, not at all , why would anyone say that ? * cough* * cough*

( No, but seriously...I wonder, what's going in in some peoples mind, who really ship these two...I can't even really call them " pairings"..)

6. " Okay, but it's impossible, that Sirius doesn't have als children. I mean, je slept with every girl in Hogwarts."

But suuure he did !

Because, in all seven years, he had absolutely, and I repeat, ABSOLUTELY nothing better to do.

7. " I was laughing so hard, because, when he got into the bathtub, I could see his leg!!"

I was crying so hard, because after je got there, he actually cut his f*cking arteries.

Aber honestly...was wollte diese Person, die diesen Kommentar geschrieben hat mir bitte sagen?

8. " Pennywise x Voldemort!!!"

Das...wäre dann wohl die endgültige Katastrophe...