Trailer for Next Chapter: Ur-Future

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*Guht falls face first onto the floor*

Guht: Why are you doing this?

?: Your weak, slow, and pathetic when it comes to combat.

Guht: You can't judge me.

?: I can if I'm you. Plus, Artimis likes the extra stamina you have a decade later.

Guht: I thought I'd be more fun in the future.

Infinite: Speak for yourself, I'm awesome.

?:Just keep training.

Infinite: Right!

Generous: You mean all of this is real?

?: Yep. And He goes crazy for it.

Fer: Guys, I'm having trouble with-

?: No problem. I can help you.

Fer: Thanks, older Me!

?: No prob.

Guht: Why did I think the future would be exciting?

?:The future you expected was chaotic like ours, but with demons instead of zombies.

Fer: Hey, at least killing z's are fun.

Guht: But their slow and stupid.

?: Suck it up, buttercup.

*Zombie horde starts gathering at the front door*

?:*loads dual pistiols* Thought I took the trash out already.

?: You missed some.

?:Thanks for the heads up, F2.

F2?: You seem tense, Guht.

Guht?: Don't worry. Just a bit of PTSD from the fight.

Generous: What fight?

Guht?: Tell them, lovebirds.

Infinite?: The one with Zo.

Generous?: He was a pain in the neck to deal with.

Infinite?: Then, He cursed us with this fucking horde.

Generous?: Honey. Language. There's children present.

Guht: I ain't no child.

Generous?: You know, being a furry isn't exactly adult-like.

Guht: *huffs*

Artimis: Guht, every time your ears move, you swoon my heart. It's so adorable

Guht: Tell that to my older self. Speakin' of you, what happened to your ears?

The man took a second before answering.

Guht?: *Finishes the final zombie* I cut them off.

That silenced the six as their older counterparts walked away.

Guht: Why?

Guht?: They weren't exactly the best thing to have back in the real world.

Generous: Why not hide them? That could've worked.

Guht?: Cause my tail stood out if I hid them.

All 6: Did you just say tail?

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Don't worry! This'll tie into the story later!

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