It was a fine morning, a typical thursday morning and Yoongi had just woken up from loud sounds of thumping from the living room. " WHI THE FUCK IS BEING LOUD SO EARLY IN THE MORNING?!"
Yoongi glared at the two boys, Taehyung and Jimin were playing Mario Kart.
"Hyung, it's 3 PM" glanced up at his hyung with a worried face.
"It's called beauty sleep kid"
Yoongi received a snort from Jimin, not even looking up from the game "Beauty sleep my ass. You've been sleeping for 12 hours straight"
" Come on, cut him some slack"
A voice suddenly said. A wet Hoseok appeared straight from the shower, shirtless, a towel under his waist. Hoseok was looking down at Yoongi.
" Cats need 16 hours of sleep right hyung?"
Yoongi was beet red. Pink all over his face. " YESDADDY I MEAN YES HOSEOK haHaAH ⁱ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵈⁱᵉ"
" This is the gay shit I signed up for" Jimin whispered to Taehyung. Taehyung wimced as the elder's breath was touching the tip of his ear.
Be a leader they said. It would be fun they said. Namjoon was rethinking his life choices.
Jin looked back at the members from the kitchen. He was flipping pancakes.
" Yoongi does need his beauty sleep. I mean look at his face it's all fucked u-"
"AAAAAAAAAAAH HYUNGS HELP M-"
The scream echoed in the house. It was pure horror. A sound one can only hear in the depths of hell.
Everyone's eyes were locked at where the horrid scream was coming from ( except for Yoongi cuz he doesn't give a fuck )
It was in Jungkook's room.
"Jungkookie" Jin gasped. He walked towards where the sound first loomed. A spatula in hand and Taehyung in the other. Namjoon dashed in the said room, the rest standing behind him.
" Jungkook, are you oka-"
Seemed as if he just saw a ghost, Namjoon just stood there. Face blank and still like a statue, wiping the red fluid from his cheek.
" WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?" Namjoon shouted.
"It's ketchup" Jungkook answered.
"WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO MY CARPET?!?!" Jin was looking down at the floor.
Jungkook was lying down the floor with his arms shielding his face (because we wouldn't want a beautiful face ruined, don't we?)
from the punches he was receiving from the other.
Jungkook stared at the fists filled with anger and animosity. Purge was all in Yeontan's eyes.
Namjoon sighed, fingers pinching the bridge of his nose. " Why is the dog punching kook?"
Hoseok quickly ran towards the maknae and helped him sit up. Taehyung and Jimin were holding Yeontan off of the boy.
"I loathe you Jeon Jungkook" Yeontan's glare was stabbing Jungkook's eyes.
Namjoon's jaw dropped. " YEONTAN CAN TA-" Yoongi finally stood up from the couch and covered the younger's mouth with his big ass hand. ( What that hand do? 😏)
"Shut up I wanna hear what the dog will say"
" MORE THAN THAT I WANNA BURY YOU IN FLAMES" Yeontan continues.
" FIRST YOU HYPNOTIZE MY FATHER AND LURE HIM IN YOUR ROOM DOING GOD KNOWS WHAT WITH ALL THAT BANGING AND MOANING. THEN YOU MAKE HIM FORGET TO FEED ME AND NOW YOU'RE STEALING ALL MY HAND SANITIZERS?!" Yeontan threw the bottle of ketchup to Jungkook.
"Yeontan, calm down." Hoseok said.
"SHUT UP HOOMAN"
" aH that hurt" Jungkook groaned.
"YOU DON'T NEED HAND SANITIZERS YOU'RE DOGS"
Holly came out of nowhere ( because this is fiction, you can even pull a whole ass Jimin from your pocket and no one will judge you for it)
" Dogs need sanitizers as much as humans do. I demand equal rights!"
"WHY CAN THE DOGS TALK?'
" WHAT? YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE HUMANS THAT MEANS DOGS CAN'T DO WHAT YOU CAN?"
" Tan, You could've told me you were hungry"
" I SAID I DEMAND EQUAL RIGHTS"
" TAE WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN KOOK'S ROOM WITHOUT ME. Are we not soulmates anymore?"
" nO Jimin I SWEAR IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK"
" Oh yeah well last night you.....
Namjoon walked away from the room. He closed the door where the muffled shouting were at.
I should've been a solo artist when i had the chance. I could continue being Runch Randa. I could make a music video for expensive girl. Once again Namjoon was rethinking his life choices.
END OF THIS CHAPTER.
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