Royalty Diamond .

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3 Weeks Later .

Ugh Its Been A HARD 3 Weeks . After Ma Dad Died I Blacked Out , I Went In A Coma For A Week , And At The Funeral Its Was So Hard To See Ma Dad Like That . But The Week Got Worse I Guess Im Getting A Bad Cold Because I've Been Throwing Up . Like A lot . And Thats Not Really Helping Because I'm Grieving . So I Barely Eat And When I Do I Eat Weird Shit Then Throw It Up . Like Right Now I Want pizza And Mustard ! Omg That Would Be So Good . I Called Marcos To Get A pepperoni pizza . They Said 45 Mins . Wtf No ! I Got Mad And Hung Up Up . I Went To Get pickles And peanut butter . Mhmmm" I Moaned As I Ate The peanut Butter Covered pickle .. I Ate The Whole Jar . Omfg What The Fuck --- I Ran To Go Throw Up ... I Thought , "Did We -- We Had Too . We Couldn't Have . Oh Shit . We Fucked ALOT Of Times Without A Condom , And Mean Alot ! ..... Ohh Shit , I put On Some Love Pink Yogas And My Uggs With A Pink sweatshirt . As I Was Running To My Car I Ran Into The Dude I Saw At The Mall .

Him : Heyy Umm

Me : Diamond

Him : This Is The Second Time , Now Can I Get Yo Number ?

Me : How Bout You Give Me Yours I'm Kind Of In A Rush Right Now .

Him : Okay ..

He Gave Me His Number Then Hugged Me , His Sent Made My Nauseousness Go Away . Mhmm I Might Need One Of His Shirts ... He Boutta Become Ma New And Improved BestFriend . I Walked Into Drug Mart And Got 4 pregnancy Test . They Came Up To Eighteen Dollars , What The Fuck . Ahh Hell Naw For Now On I'm Bringing Ma Coupon Book With Me . I Went Home And Drunk A Whole Lot Of Apple Juice . And peed On Each Stick One By One . I Waited Ten Minutes And The All Had + Sign On Then . I Sighed And put My Hand On My Stomach . " It Looks Like I'm Gonna Be Your Mommy " ... I Got A Long Day Ahead Of Me Tomorrow .