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We Pulled Up At IHOP.

Me ; & Were Here Because ?

Him; You Got A Smart Ass Mouth You Know That ?

Me ; OK And ?

Him ; Get Cho Lil Ass Out And Come On .

I Rolled Ma Eyes And Got Out . We Walked In And As Soon As The Waitress Saw Ol Boy She Stood Up Straight And Tried To Fix Her Nappy Ass Weave . That Shit Had Mixed Emotins It Didnt Know If It Wanted To Be  Stiff Or Nappy . So It Was Both . I Laughed At My Thoughts And Said "Thirsty Ass Hoes " . Rakieem Chuckeld .

Waitress ; How Can I Help You (Flirting ) .

Me ; You Can Start By Doing Something To That Nappy Ass Weave . But In The Mean Time Can I Have A Lemonade . Thank You .

Waitress ; Bitch Idk Who You Think You Talking To ! I'll Whoop Yo Short Ass .

Rakieem

Di Crazy Asf Bruhh .

Di ; I Suggest You To Calm Tf Down . And You Ain't Whooping Nobody Ass Over Here So Gone Head . (Calmly)

The STUPID Ass Waitress Slapped Her And When I Say HARD I Mean She Slapped The Dog SHIT Outta Her . Di Calmly Got Up And Punched The Girl With All Her Might . The Waitress Fell And Di Went Crazy . Punching And Kicking The Girl Dragging Her . Speaking All Types Of Spanish . The Waitress Got A Couple Of Hits In But That Only Pissed Her Off More . I Picked Her Up And Carried Her Outside . I Put Her Down And Her Fucking Hand Was Red And Broke As Shit . It Was Limp Than A Mutha Fucka . Like Fr . It Didn't Even Move . She Looked At It And Shrugged . I Looked At Her Like She Was Crazy .

Me ; Ayee Di We Needa Go Get Cho Hand Checked Out Bruhh .

Her ; Nahh Its Okay. I'm Coo & When Did You Make A Nickname For Me ?

Me ; Don't Worry Just Know Only I Can Call You That . Fr Ma .

Her : What Ever . But I Think I Do Needa Go To The Hospital , Cause This Shit Hurt Now !

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