danny masterson as
LUCAS RYDER

"look, you can't listen to what those girls say, okay? you can't. you can't destroy your life like that. Back in Wisconsin, if someone was rude to you, you stood up for yourself."

'the stoner flirt'

'the stoner flirt'

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ashton kutcher as
KADE CONNERS

"pft, why does he look like a bunny. his name even resembles one. tibbles, bunnies, it's the exact thing!"

'the stupid man-whore'

'the stupid man-whore'

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wilmer valderrama as
ALEXEI GUNTHER

"amedica!"

'the foreigner weird kid'

'the foreigner weird kid'

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laura prepon as
GRACE PENESI

"fos, Lucas dared Alexei to stick his hand in a vase because Lucas stuck his stash in it to hide it from the Cameron's, and Alexei wanted some, but now his hands is stuck... can you get some butter?"

'the giant red head'

'the giant red head'

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mila kunis as
HOLLY BROOKES

"I've been stalking this girl on Instagram! cashmere is so last year! someone needs to tell her before I do. that's just embarrassing!"

'the rich little miss perfect'

'the rich little miss perfect'

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marguerite moreau & colombe jacobsen-derstine as
CONNIE MOREAU & JULIE GAFFNEY

"go run some more. you really need to lose a few pounds."

"a few pounds? please. a few tons is more like it."

'the prissy self-conscious best friends'

'the prissy self-conscious best friends'

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ruel vincent van dijk as
KRIS BANKS

"it was just a kiss. I won't tell them, I promise. you caught me how many times sneaking girls in and you never said anything."

'the player/older crazy brother'

'the player/older crazy brother'

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hey guys! I just want to make a disclaimer. I love all of the ducks characters. I understand none of them are rude or mean in anyways. This is just a fanfiction. I've had this idea for a while and I finally put it out there, and I hope you all like it. Thank you!

also, it may just be me, but I lowkey think Ruel and Vincent look alike in away hehe.

And lastly, I started this book in 2018. When I was 15. I'm 20 now, I know better, I'm more mature, so if this book seems childish or extra, that's why. Don't hate on me for it, just please be respectful. I am a completely different person now.

please vote and comment and most of all, enjoy!

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