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Patrick has a problem - 'substance abuse' problem. After getting kicked out by his own father for smoking too much weed, he found a roommate and an apartment after 2 weeks. River has a problem - 'huge sexual appetite' problem. He thought he had a c...

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Patrick
River

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'So you're gay?'

'No.'

'Bisexual?

'No.'

'Non-binary?'

'No.'

'Hotel?'

'Trivago.'

'River...'

'Ocean...'

'I am serious.'

'No, you're Patrick.'

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'Okay, I am sorry. I am pansexual.'