Patrick
River
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'Nice to meet ya! What's your name?'
'Let me treat ya, to a drink!'
'What? No, I am asking your name! What is with this song?'
'I have a feeling we will definitely get along!'
'Did I sense sarcasm?'
'Me? Never.'
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HumorPatrick has a problem - 'substance abuse' problem. After getting kicked out by his own father for smoking too much weed, he found a roommate and an apartment after 2 weeks. River has a problem - 'huge sexual appetite' problem. He thought he had a c...
