Patrick
River
Random one-night-stand
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'Hey River, hav- JESUS CHRIST! YOU ARE HAVING SEX!!!'
'Get out, Sherloc- ohhhh...'
'Oh! You're Hispanic?'
'GET OUT, PATRICK! NOT THE BEST TIME FOR SMALL TALK!!'
'Let's skip all the small talk and go-'
'Man, you wanna have a threeway?'
'I'll... uh... I bett-'
'GET OUT, PATRICK!'
'No. It's Krusty Krab.'
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HumorPatrick has a problem - 'substance abuse' problem. After getting kicked out by his own father for smoking too much weed, he found a roommate and an apartment after 2 weeks. River has a problem - 'huge sexual appetite' problem. He thought he had a c...
