- fast forward to march 20 2020 -
"CORONA VIRUS!" I yelled throughout the house... and whose house you may ask?? Donald Trumps ... yup i'm still up his ass... but who's getting a small balance of 5 million in her bank account each week? THATS RIGHT ESTA PERRA!! (this bitch!)
Anyways, this corona virus thing got me fucked up, i can't wipe my ass. why are people hoarding toilet paper,,,, puta it's called the CORONA virus not the mother fucking CHORROR VIRUS PENDEJA. I've been so tired of sucking this mans dick, he claims to be the healthiest man in the world but girllllll, his cum be tasting like battery acid and cheetos... so not only does he look like one- he tastes like one that's on chester the cheetah.
"Stop being a bad reporter and come sit on daddy's lap. That whole chinese virus is fake news." trump said through his small pouty lips.
I mentally role my eyes, not this shit again.
I walk my ass over, shaking my hips a little more extra cos that's what white bitches be wanting latina bitches for ... TO SHAKE THEIR PHAT ASSES. I plot my fat ass on his lap, turning on the tv only to see the pandemia of covid-19 on almost every channel. "jajaja umm let me turn on a movie." i say with an awkward smile and put on some bad movie that's actually amazing but trump is just too stupid to understand or read.... SURPRISE ITS PARASITE. "Oh this is an amazing movie!!" I say all happy.
"Why the hell did this chinese movie win a grammy for best picture, shouldn't it be in american?"
bruh this man is so fucking stupid... lord please give me patience amen. i thot to myself.
"Okay one, it's a korean film. two, they one an OSCAR for being best picture, not a grammy. a grammy is a music award show."
"whatever, change that shit to something more better."
BRUH
"Okay." I say through gritted teeth, feeling trumps arms snake around my waist.
