c r a c k (BNHA chat fic) |Under New Ownership|

LOVE WAR (tEa)

👓: What happened yesterday?

🐰: Nothing.

👓: Are you... sure?

🐰: Yes.

⭐: Do you need me to...?

🐰: P l e a s e

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🐰: THANK FUCK I CAN'T HAVE HIM KNOW THAT I DID MAKE KAMINARI'S HANDS BLEED TO THE POINT WHERE HE WON'T BE ABLE TO TYPE FOR A FEW DAYS

🦇: That's a bit... overboard.

🐰: You know why I did it

⭐: WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE DRUGS

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⭐: WHAT THE FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

💥: Hah

💥: Fucking pussy

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🐰: I HEARD THAT YOU WERE TALKING SHIT AND YOU DIDN'T THINK THAT I WOULD HEAR IT-

💥: I'M NOT FUCKING AFRAID OF YOU YOU LITTLE SHIT

🐰: UR SCARED OF MITSUKI THO

💥: YOU BETTER FUCKIN NOT

🐰: TRY ME YOU BITCH ASS THOT

⭐: WHO THE FUCK IS MITSUKI

🐰: KACCHAN'S MOM

⭐: OH

💥: FUCK YOU DEKU

🐰: FUCK YOU KACCHAN

🗿: LITTLE DOES IZUKU KNOW, BAKUGOU IS MADLY IN LOVE WITH HIM

💥: YOU CAN FUCKING DIE IN A FUCKING HOLE FUCKING SHITTY HAIR

🐰: WHAT THE FUCK I'M SO FUCKING CONFUSED

Bakubitch

❄🔥: Are you in love with Midoriya?

💥: Why the fuck do you want to know?

❄🔥: Just answer the god damn question

💥:

💥: Yes.

❄🔥: BACK THE FUCK UP

❄🔥: HE'S MY MAN

💥: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN?

💥: HE'S FUCKING SINGLE

❄🔥: FOR NOW

💥: WHY THE FUCK DO YOU AUTOMATICALLY GET HIM? I'VE KNOWN HIM LONGER!

❄🔥: AT LEAST I DON'T MENTALLY (AND SOMETIMES PHYSICALLY) ABUSE HIM

💥: I KNOW MORE ABOUT THE SHITTY NERD THAN YOU EVER WILL, HALF AND HALF BITCH

❄🔥: STILL, I WOULD TREAT HIM RIGHT

💥: I WOULD TREAT HIM RIGHT TOO, BITCH

❄🔥: NO YOU WOULDN'T, BITCH

💥: YES I WOULD, BITCH

❄🔥: LET'S ADD MIDORIYA AND SEE WHAT HE SAYS!

💥: FINE BY ME!

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🐰: Uhh... why am I here?

💥: You're going to help us settle something.

🐰: What?

❄🔥: Which one of us do you want to go out with more?

🐰: WHAT

🐰: And here I thought nobody loved me ;∆;

🐰: But tbh I'd have to go on separate dates with each of you, people tend to act different in romantic relationships rather than other instances

🐰: or maybe i just wanna go on a date with two hot boys ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ the world may never know

💥: ... Does Saturday work?

🐰: Sure

❄🔥: I'll take Sunday then

🐰: K

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