Garroth: Dude, this girl just friendzoned me.
Laurance: Yeah, me too.
Garroth: IT’S SO AWESOME
Laurance: RIGHT?!?!
Garroth: *grabs Kim* THIS IS MY NEW FRIEND
Laurance: *grabs Luci* THIS IS MY NEW FRIEND
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Laurance: YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR ROBBERY
Gar: WAIT NO BUT WHAT DID I STEAL?!
Laurance: My heart.
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Garroth: You guys are so good friends!
Melissa: No.
*Lucinda giving Melissa flowers*
Aphmau: Bouquet for your best bud?
Lucinda: NO
Melissa on one knee: Will you become my-
Cadenza: Best friend for ever?
Both: NO!
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*Travis burns house*
Aphmau: HELP MY DOG!
Garroth runs into house
It appears this man is saving this poor girls do-no wait, he’s stealing it. He’s stealing the dog.
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