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Garroth: Dude, this girl just friendzoned me.

Laurance: Yeah, me too.

Garroth: IT’S SO AWESOME

Laurance: RIGHT?!?!

Garroth: *grabs Kim* THIS IS MY NEW FRIEND

Laurance: *grabs Luci* THIS IS MY NEW FRIEND

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Laurance: YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR ROBBERY

Gar: WAIT NO BUT WHAT DID I STEAL?!

Laurance: My heart.

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Garroth: You guys are so good friends!

Melissa: No.

*Lucinda giving Melissa flowers*

Aphmau: Bouquet for your best bud?

Lucinda: NO

Melissa on one knee: Will you become my-

Cadenza: Best friend for ever?

Both: NO!

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*Travis burns house*

Aphmau: HELP MY DOG!

Garroth runs into house

It appears this man is saving this poor girls do-no wait, he’s stealing it. He’s stealing the dog.

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