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I am being dragged back down into the hell that is Mystreet. Ignore that only the first incorrect quote has bolded names (and this). I can't bold on the web app on the phone, and I refuse to download Wattpad again. I have been graced by AO3 and can not return to this retched hell scape (i love being dramatic it's so funny).

Kim: Lucinda, can I talk to you for a second?

Lucinda: Yeah, what's up? Lemme guess. You and Garroth are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

Kim: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I've read books.

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Gene: Do you know that we are made out of atoms?

Gene: And atoms never touch each other.

Gene: So in my defense, officer. I did not punch this kid.

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Terry: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it.

Travis: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.

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Aphmau: Stressed.

Zane: Depressed.

Kim: Possessed.

Nana: Obsessed.

Lucinda: Impressed.

Dante: Chicken breast.

Everyone: ...What?

Dante: I just wanted to join in.

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Laurence: Aww, what's your dog's name?

Aphmau: Celestia.

Laurence, yelling to Garroth: TRY CELESTIA!

Garroth, on the computer: DIDN'T WORK!

Aphmau:

Laurence: What's your favorite number?

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*Everyone is giving advice to Zane*

Garroth: It's okay to ask for help.

Aphmau: You're not a burden.

Nana: Murder is okay.

Travis: Your feelings matter.

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Gene: Zenix, I don't think I can handle any more of your tomfuckery.

Zenix: Oh yeah? Well I can keep going until you're all tomfuckered out!

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Nana: My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.

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Daniel: That sounds super! Doesn't that sound super, Rylan?

Rylan: No?

Daniel: I think I speak for Rylan when I say it sounds really super.

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Garroth: We have a problem.

Kim: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

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