Ein: With my girl!
Aphmau: ...I'm your half-sister...
Ein: Aph, I'm trying to make a Vine.
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Micheal: 3 million dollars or your daughter's gonna be dead, you hear me?!
Zack: Oo, that's a bit pricey, you gotta discount or something?
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Gavin: Uh Aphmau, can you read #23 for the class?
PDH Aphmau: No I cannot! What up, I'm Aphmau, I'm 14, and I never learned how to fucking read-
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Zane: *shoot BB gun at the ceiling*
Garroth: *jumps*
Garroth: This is why dad doesn't fucking love you.
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Melissa: Hey, I'm lesbian.
Aaron: I thought you were American.
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