i really need the fandom to come back or smthn it is so hard to find content for mystreet now
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Terry: Hey there Michael, It's me, ya boi.
Travis: DAD, NO!
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Laurance: We both look very handsome tonight.
Garroth: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Laurance: I couldn't take that chance.
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Ein: I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Aphmau's phone number just by choosing random numbers.
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Dottie: All in all, a 100% successful vacation.
Daniel: But Blaze died.
Dottie: All in all, a 100% successful vacation.
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Aaron: Would you take a bullet for me?
Melissa: ...yes?
*GF burst into the room*
Aaron: *running away* Great, thanks!
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Dante: A butterfly! Hey, little guy, gal or nonbinary pal!
Travis: Can a butterfly be nonbinary?
Dante: I mean, maybe? I don't judge.
Garroth, staring dreamily out of the window: Ah, have you ever imagine having butterfly wings? Then-
Zane: Then it would be inconvenient as fuck. Your wings would smack every doorframe and your clothes would have to have holes in the back.
Laurance: Also, your wing's paper thin, so even a six year old aimed a NERF gun at it would... Yeah...
Gene: *sips coffee* According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a-
Garroth: No, nononono. You fuckers have already shattered my dream, you don't get the fucking privilege to make that reference. And where did you come from?
Travis: Also, it's about a butterfly, not a bee... Why would you make that reference?
Dante: You clearly have not lived with them long enough.
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Michael: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give the Demon Warlock lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I will make a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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Alex: Guys it's a shooting star, let's make a wish!
Kim: I wish for good grades.
Lily: Nerd.
Kim: Nevermind, I wish upon the shooting star to fall down at a 30° velocity aiming for Lily
Alex: Kim...
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Travis: Where are you going?
Katelyn: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one!
Travis: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday!
Nana, knowing full well that Travis got Katelyn an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*
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Daniel: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I'd just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Blaze:
Blaze: I'm gonna tell him.
Rylan: Don't you dare.
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*At a speed dating event*
Nana: Oh wow, people are really shallow.
Zane: Consider it a background check. For example: Do you have a death certificate?
Nana: *Checks their pulse* Sorry, not yet.
Zane: Good, I'm not fucking a ghost again.
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Katelyn: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.
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Zane: Valentine's day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Nana: I wrote you a poem.
Zane, already crying: You did?
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Katelyn: How do I make a date really romantic?
Lucinda: Be mysterious.
Katelyn: Okay!
*later, while on a date with Travis*
Travis: So where are we going?
Katelyn: None of your fucking business.
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Ivy: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Teony: Peonies, why?
Ivy:
Teony: Were you going to get me flowers?
Ivy:
Teony:
Ivy: ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
(i love teovy)
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Gene: *Holding up a pack of pencils* These are kinda cute.
Zenix: Gene, that's gay.
Gene: We've been dating for 2 years—
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Lucinda: What are you in the mood for?
Melissa: World domination.
Lucinda: That's a bit ambitious.
Melissa: You are my world.
Lucinda: Aww...
Melissa:
Lucinda:
Melissa:
Lucinda: OH.
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*Blaze is ordering a cake over the phone*
Shop Employee: ...and what would you like your cake to say?
Blaze, covering the phone to look at the others: Do we want a talking cake?
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Talking in Your Sleep by The Romantics kind of reminds me of Travis, so erm listen to the song yeah :3
