"Beastiality? Really Tony?"
Steve said it like as if it was the most weirdest and disgusting thing ever.
"Are you shitting me right now?"
Tony pointed at the Asgardian couple. "Those two are technically brothers yet they fuck NON STOP! and you know who tops along with using chains for fun? LOKI!- ah shit- THEY'RE ABOUT TO FUCK AS WE SPEAK!" Which was in fact true but the iron hero kept going on, letting everyone's sex life go out in the open.
The mechanic pointed at Steve. "Your into furrys SO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT ME!"
Then he pointed at Clint. "You enjoy pegging from Nat!"
Tony faced Peter. "He gets fucked by a man! I mean c'mon a teenage boy who's into getting fucked by a man AND not to mention the fact he purposely has Wade cut his own body parts for Peter to eat!" The teen went red with embarrassment
He moved his finger into the direction of Bruce. "He enjoys being all slutty and helpless for rhodey! And lastly-" the mechanic pointed at Sam and Bucky.
"Bucky strips and covers himself in vinegar so Sam can have an intense thrill with him!"
"Bucky!"
The blonde yelled.
"Shut up furry lover!"
Bucky pouted.
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Dark Marvel Stuff/Smut
FanfictionOne shots full of whatever the f*** I want. It's gonna have kills, torture and junk so don't come here and complain if you don't like what you read. I basically just warned you -Torture -death -angst -smut/lemon -kinks -Au's Remember ladies and ge...
