the swamp
it was a humid august day, and shrek wanted to take a nice refreshing swim in his swamp. when he went inside his house, he heard a noise. he sighed and kicked open his rusty door and yelled
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY-"
he stopped mid sentence and noticed a handsome lad with a luxurious head of hair. it was none other than lord farquaad. he blushed as he stared at the piece of art standing in front of him.
"f-farquaad?" shrek stuttered. "wh-what are you doing here?"
lord farquaad's smiled faded. he got serious and growled "its LORD farquaad to you." he took a couple steps closer to shrek. "you should've known that by now, baby boy" he then caressed shrek's face, and pulled him into the swamp.
shrek gulped. "what are you going to do to me ?" he whimpered.
lord farquaad whispers "just hold on, baby, good things come to boys who wait..." he begins kissing shrek's beautiful toes.
"oh my god.." shrek m0ans
"you like that baby?" farquaad smirked. he then BITES shrek's big toe 😍
shrek s c r e a m e d with p l e a s u r e
farquaad paused for a second and said " i can stop if you want"
"no no no please dont " shrek said
"ight then suit yourself" he resumed biting on ALL of shreks toes
"i think im gonna CoMe" shrek whined
"woah dude, that fast ?"
"uh yeah so like dont stop, idiot"
"okay"
lord farquaad chewed faster, causing shrek to kUm kUm right on top of lord farquaad's hair
"did you really just nut on my head ?" he said. he was furious.
"so no round 2 ?" shrek asked.
"nah screw you, goodbye." lord farquaad teleported back to his castle.
"well it was fun while it lasted. but little does he know, hes my s t e p b r o t h e r" shrek said
fin
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my other friend wrote this and isn't it just beautiful? like 🥵🥵🥵
