1) Have you been shopping lately? They're selling lives, you should go get one.
2) You're like Monday mornings, nobody likes you.
3) Of course I talk like an idiot, how else would you understand me?
4) All day I thought of you... I was at the zoo.
5) Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
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Want Some Insults? Here You Go
HumorJust a book about insults because I have nothing better to do besides updating my other books that in my drafts but no one got time for that. Started: January 4, 2020 Ended: March 27, 2021