Chapter Ten

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1) Have you been shopping lately? They're selling lives, you should go get one.

2) You're like Monday mornings, nobody likes you.

3) Of course I talk like an idiot, how else would you understand me?

4) All day I thought of you... I was at the zoo.

5) Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

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