1) You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
2) Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3) You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
4) The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
5) I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you
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KAMU SEDANG MEMBACA
Want Some Insults? Here You Go
HumorJust a book about insults because I have nothing better to do besides updating my other books that in my drafts but no one got time for that. Started: January 4, 2020 Ended: March 27, 2021