1) I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse
2) They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.
3) Stop trying to be a smart ass, you're just an ass. The last time I saw something like you, I flushed it.
4) I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
5) You have Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.
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Want Some Insults? Here You Go
HumorJust a book about insults because I have nothing better to do besides updating my other books that in my drafts but no one got time for that. Started: January 4, 2020 Ended: March 27, 2021
