Chapter Three

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1) It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it

2) You have two parts of the brain, 'left' and 'right'. On the left side, there's nothing right. On the right side, there's nothing left.

3) Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

4) I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you.

5) You are so ugly if they laid you on the beach, not even the tide would take you.

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