Incorrect Quotes for my Homies

Ha, gay

Warning, this chapter will be somewhat dirty

Again-

Also, tagging _Shipping_Addict_ :>

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Sever: Okay, but hear me out-

Sever: If you can use pants as shirts, can you use socks as gloves?

Milu, wearing socks on her ears: What a dumb question-

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Duvet: What do you usually eat for breakfast, Zander?

Zander: Welllllll...

Sever: Nothing really, he just drinks a gallon of milk and calls it a day

Milu: Milk??

Duvet: I don't think-

Topaz: That's not milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°  )

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Topaz: I see so many people saying how oh! Zander can't be a complete bottom! Surely he can top somebody!

Topaz: Bitch

Topaz: He's fuckin' 4.3

Topaz: And I'm not talking about his height :>

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Zander: I'm a total size queen

Milu: What's that-?

Zander: *panics in gay* uH

Zander: It means I only like queen-sized rooms!

Topaz, smirking in the background:

(I'm so happy this term was created by the gay community cuz' now I can make this joke-)

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(This one's for PumpkingxAngel)

Coco: I DON'T LIKE YOU

Bernard: I-

Luz: I don't like me either

Coco: I WAS TALKING TO THE DEMON QnQ

Luz: I'm pretty much a demon, have you seen what I look like?

Coco: BUT I WAS TALKING TO-

Luz: I suck

Bernard: Yeah you suck alright, just not in the way you think~

Coco: I FRIGGIN HATE YOU-

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Noka: Did the whole 'Aqua Autumn' thing happen because he ran out of cookies or something?

Zander: Oh

Zander: Oh I wish it was that simple

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Beta: Wanna see a picture of my cock~?

Pascal:

Pascal: I-

Beta: *shows him a picture of a rooster*

Pascal: You fuckin smartass