Topaz: I–
Topaz: I think my husband's broken
Autumn: What do you mean, why?
Topaz: He's too gay for his own good;;;
Autumn: ...How so?
Topaz: Yanno how the typical dumb question straights ask gay couples is "who's the girl and who's the guy"?
Autumn: S–
Autumn: Sure?
Topaz: Weeeelll...
~Flashback~
Zander: Okay but like
Zander: How do straight people have sex?
Zander: Like, who's the guy and— who's the other guy?
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Incorrect Quotes for my Homies
HumorI really dunno what to put here, enjoy, I guess? I just wanted these ideas to have their own place instead of just putting them all in my random book, so yeah! Hopefully it'll make someone smile ♡
