Don't give me credit for these, I used incorrect quote generators .w. I might do another chapter cuz holy shit, there are so m a n y
It's half OCs (mine and Add's) and half FNaF characters/shipkids
Beta: I'm a reverse necromancer~!
Krida: Isn't that just killing people?
Beta: Ah, technicality~
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Freddy: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3 am to look at the stars.
Bonnie: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3 am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
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Byrd, struggling to keep upright in his 1-inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me-
Cox, pointing at him and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6-inch heels: WEAK.
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Trap: May I sit there?
Coal: That's my lap.
Trap: That doesn't answer my question.
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Mitch: God, give me patience.
Jac: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Mitch: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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Peace: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Balance: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Peace: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
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Mellow: I can explain.
Trap: Can you?
Mellow: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
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Mellow: I turned out perfectly fine!
Dream: Mel, this morning you thought a dead child's spirit made your toast-
Mellow: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
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Bleak: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so let's go for 12 more just in case.
Boop: Bleaky, that's a coma.
Bleak: Sounds festive!
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Caramel, whispering to Solar, who's on the phone with Sun: Ask her something!
Solar: How are you feeling?
Sun: Fine~
Caramel: Something personal, dumbass!
Solar: At what age did you first get your period?
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Andell: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Rohw?
Rohw: ... No.
Zander: I do!
Andell: I know, Zander.
Zander: I'm sad!
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Incorrect Quotes for my Homies
HumorI really dunno what to put here, enjoy, I guess? I just wanted these ideas to have their own place instead of just putting them all in my random book, so yeah! Hopefully it'll make someone smile ♡