skater boy

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joshy:
come on then, lover boy
break it to me gently lad

jamesmarriottig:
what is it that you oh so wish for me to pleasure you with then

joshy:
ooh kinky
you'll make me hard ;)
nah uh
how many lads you been with then

jamesmarriottig:
why does that matter?

joshy:
that's more than one then
a straight answer is a guilty answer

jamesmarriottig:
a straight answer from a bi guy is rare
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oh shit
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a straight answer from a gay guy is rare

joshy:
NOT THE TIME
DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT BABES
was funny tho ngl

jamesmarriottig:
why does it matter tho
im only interested in YOU

joshy:
ive been in one
if that's what's stopping you from answering

jamesmarriottig:
ooh
who withhhh~

joshy:
wHy DoEs It MaTtEr?!?

jamesmarriottig:
you got me there buster
fine
ive dabbled in a few

joshy:
"a few"
usually equates to about 100

jamesmarriottig:
nah
only about ten
maybe a bit less, maybe a bit more
who knows
it's easy to lose track
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joshy:
Oh..
Ten?...

jamesmarriottig:
im not a slag
That's Alex
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and idm if you've only been in one

joshy:
it was mainly sex as well tbf

jamesmarriottig:
at least you'll be very experienced for me x ;)

joshy:
...
he dumped me because i was shit

jamesmarriottig:
Oh
I'm sure that's not true
I'm sure he was the shit one

joshy:
well
he didn't explicitly say it
but he dumped me because he said he'd found a bird that appealed more to his sexual tastes

jamesmarriottig:
what a cunt

joshy:
noo it's all fine
we're mates now
he's called lewis and we be best buddies ygm??
think he was just experimenting and discovered he wasn't bi/gay yknow?
anyway what happened to your relationships
tens a lot to be in for being so young...

jamesmarriottig:
they didn't really end well
or start well most of them
...
Yeah
Let's just say that

joshy:
sounds suspicious

jamesmarriottig:
How?

joshy:
you didn't murder them off did you

jamesmarriottig:
...

joshy:
Kidding!
omg you're just like george sometimes
he gets well pissed when i mention murder
think he's some sort of serial killer or some shit
jack the ripper WHO?!?!?

jamesmarriottig:
Maybe he is.

joshy:
nah.
its cause his mates mate killed himself quite suddenly after a sour relationship
he was fine with murder jokes before that but suicide fucked him up
he thinks they guys partner convinced him to kill himself, so it falls under assisted suicide

jamesmarriottig:
No it doesn't.

joshy:
yeah it does?
anyway

jamesmarriottig:
George is delusional.

joshy:
oh?

jamesmarriottig:
He...
Never mind. :)
The guy hung himself basically.
Nothing else happened
He just was an attention seeker

joshy:
y'know
if that's what you think of people then it's easy to see why your relationships go so wrong
that's a horrible thing to say about people who suffer me mentally

jamesmarriottig:
I'm not the problem
They're the ones who...
leave me

joshy:
bet you didn't fight for any of them

jamesmarriottig:
hard to fight for people who are dead
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why drag a dead horse?
if it's not working, it's not working

joshy:
...
don't leave me?

jamesmarriottig:
only if you don't leave me, skater boy x