skater boy

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joshy:
hey can we talk x

imallexx:
sure x
whats up?

joshy:
ik you're mates with george
but please don't say anything to him

imallexx:
whats he done now

joshy:
nothing
it's all me
it's in my head really

imallexx:
You okay?

joshy:
im so confused alex

imallexx:
That didn't answer the question...
Josh?

joshy:
yeah im fine, not in any danger
just...

imallexx:
honest?

joshy:
wouldn't lie to you
not when you go through the same 💜

imallexx:
mkay
sorry 💜
get paranoid sometimes

joshy:
after your mate killed himself?
i wouldn't do that to you lex, and its understandable

imallexx:
yeah
i know you wouldn't but...
feels like i couldve done something
then again ive always been useless so it's unlikely

joshy:
thats not true
you're not useless lex xx

imallexx:
I'm rambling
fuck
what can i help you with
"b a b e s"

joshy:
fuck OFF you bournemouth scum
not my fault we call everyone babes up here x

imallexx:
youre literally from london?
how tf is that "up here"

joshy:
never passed geog

imallexx:
WE KEEP AVOIDING THE QUESTION

joshy:
ngl you have the attention span of a 5 year old alan

imallexx:
why does everyone call me that :(
but what's wrong

joshy:
cause its funny

imallexx:
yeah yeah alright sure
But what's wrong

joshy:
one sec
some weird mans followed me

imallexx:
Oh?

joshy:
LMAOOOO
I JUST GOT A SUGAR DADDY ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW ME
FUCKKK
IF I WAS A YOUTUBER THIS VIDEO WOULD'VE BANGED

imallexx:
such a shame 😔
you'll get used them after a while

joshy:
You get them a lot?

imallexx:
they like the twink type
just don't send them nudes
that's all they want
then they share them everywhere

joshy:
oh
have you ever...?

imallexx:
that's a personal question!

joshy:
alexander!
you naughty boy!

imallexx:
MOVING ON
WHAT'S WRONG

joshy:
oh haha uh
in a bit of a dilemma
with boy trouble

imallexx:
but you don't want me to tell george because??
george is great with dating advice

joshy:
...he's kinda the problem?

imallexx:
...
call me rn
tell me everything

joshy:
yeah one sec
damn sugar daddy unfollowed me
sad times

imallexx:
...

joshy:
maybe he found my personal account and saw im fucking clapped

imallexx:
shut up
you're far from fucking clapped mate
and its unlikely anyway
that shits hard to find

joshy:
rlly?

imallexx:
yh
will was looking for it for a solid 3 hours before he finally found it
we defo got creative

joshy:
omg
thank fuck
then again he's a bit thick

imallexx:
he is from newcastle
what did you expect
anyway
call me? x

joshy:
dialing rn my darling 💜