joshy:
no cringey eboy heartthrob song to try and win me over this morning?
jamesmarriottig:
not much point
you're a very popular boy
im sure ive got too much competition
joshy:
like who?
jamesmarriottig:
handsome lad like you must be drowning in pussy
joshy:
please
i would rather suffocate than get pussy.
you though?
fuck, pin me down daddy
jamesmarriottig:
so you're gay then?
joshy:
gayer than elton john, sire
doesn't mean you instantly get a pass though because id let you pin me down
jamesmarriottig:
at least we have something in common :)
gives me motivation to keep pursuing this
joshy:
and what would that be?
wanting to get pinned down by you?
jamesmarriottig:
wtf no
but I'd happily pin you down
I meant being gay
joshy:
you're not bi?
jamesmarriottig:
why would you think that
joshy:
saw a picture of you snogging a girl on your profile
put two and two together
jamesmarriottig:
and clearly made 5
was just...
making her boyfriend jealous
don't worry
joshy:
the caption was from a taylor swift song?
lover or some shit
side note please get better inspo for captions x
jamesmarriottig:
says you, hardman
"LiL PeEp FuCk Me DaDdY"
joshy:
i would never disrespect my king like that
jamesmarriottig:
anyway
she was uh...
just a friend
don't worry about it
joshy:
good
was worried for a second then
she was well pretty
and black hair
mmm black hair makes me 💦💦
jamesmarriottig:
me fucking toooooo
does this mean im any closer to finally calling you mine?
seeing as we're so similar ;)
joshy:
oh no
absolutely not lol
keep trying babes x
uh I meant fella x
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