jamesmarriottig:
he was a skater boy? ;)
joshy:
he said cya later boy x
lol bye
ok but seriously
you're so unoriginal
how tf do you shag
jamesmarriottig:
wys im a top shagger
get loads of blokes tyvm
joshy:
im just not one of them x
heard that avril song bout 100 times since i started this account
youre really not anything special
jamesmarriottig:
you sure about that
"babes" x
joshy:
yeah lol
it's a good song tho
can't beat the 2000s
jamesmarriottig:
cue the
"I was born in the wrong generation 😔"
yknow maybe i don't want the skater boy afterall lol
joshy:
LMAO
i was born before the 2000s but if you give up that quickly...
and if you like them that young...
jamesmarriottig:
NO
definitely not
im not an nonce and..
you're worth it :)
joshy:
l'orreal?
because you're worth it?
jamesmarriottig:
snorting
love british tv adverts
joshy:
i love the royal navy ones too
haven't seen it for a while
it's been all the christmas shit
and charities like fuck off water aid and let me watch pointless
jamesmarriottig:
pointless is a self explanatory show; it's fucking pointless
can't believe you watch that shit
joshy:
it's funny lol
we love richard 😍😍😍
anyway back to the point
where were we?
OH ROYAL NAVY
born in the middle of nowhere
but made in the royal navy
like calm down aaron we don't need to know your mum shagged the general
jamesmarriottig:
OMFGGG
my friend and i loved them adverts
*love
we joked about them cause when we first met he said he was born in new york
joshy:
h-he wasn't a patriot?!
hurry up Boris! get brexit done and shun the foreigners!
jamesmarriottig:
uh
brexit day was like
2 days ago?
31st Jan
jEeZ jOsHy
joshy:
oh yeah lmao oops
best day of my fucking life
still
SHUN THE FUCKING FOREIGNERS
UP THE BRITISH AND UP THE BORIS
jamesmarriottig:
said the exact same things
omg
we're so similar
ilysm
joshy:
woah
hold your horses mate
barely know each other
jamesmarriottig:
id like for that to change though
joshy:
me too..
jamesmarriottig:
after all,
skater boy does end with "im with the skater boy" ;)
joshy:
don't push your luck...
babes x
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skater boy
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