Six the Genderbend Musical

Don't Lose Ur Head

Adam Boleyn:
Grew up in the French court,
Oui, oui bonjour.
Life was a chore so, 

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He set sail.

Adam Boleyn:
1522, came straight to the UK,
All the British chicks lame.

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Epic fail.
OooOoo,

Adam Boleyn:
I wanna dance and sing.

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Politics

Adam Boleyn:
Not my scene.

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OooOoo,

Adam Boleyn:
But then I met the queen,
And soon my mummy said "You should try to get ahead"

She wanted me, hah, obviously,
Messaging me like everyday.
Couldn't be better then she sent me a letter,
And who am I kidding I was Prêt-à-manger.

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OooOoo,

Adam Boleyn:
Sent a reply.

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OooOoo,

Adam Boleyn:
Just sayin' hi.

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OooHoo,

Adam Boleyn:
You're a nice gal,
I'll think about it maybe
XO baby.

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Uh oh

Adam Boleyn:
Here we go

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You went and kissed her!

Adam Boleyn:
I didn't know I would move in with her mister

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What?!

Adam Boleyn:
Don't be mad!

Ensemble:
You're living with her man!

Adam Boleyn:
Like, what was I meant to do?
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
I'm just trying to have some fun

Don't worry, don't worry
Don't lose your head
I didn't mean to hurt anyone

LOL
Say 'Oh, well!'
Or go to hell!
I'm sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
Don't lose your head

Three in the bed,
And the little one said,
"If you wanna be wed, make up your mind!"
It's him or me, chum,
don't wanna be some guy in a threesome,
Are you blind?

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Ooh

Adam Boleyn:
Don't be bitter

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Ooh

Adam Boleyn:
'Cause I'm fitter

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Ooh

Adam Boleyn:
Why hasn't it hit him?
She doesn't wanna bang you
Somebody hang you

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Uh oh

Adam Boleyn:
Here we go

Ensemble:
Your comment went viral

Adam Boleyn:
I didn't really mean it
But rumors spiral

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Wow Ad, way to make the country hate you!

Adam Boleyn:
Mate, what was I meant to do?
Sorry, not sorry about what I said
I'm just trying to have some fun

Don't worry, don't worry
Don't lose your head
I didn't mean to hurt anyone

LOL
Say 'Oh, well!'
Or go to hell!
I'm sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
Don't lose your head

Tried to elope
But the Pope said 'Nope!'
Our only hope was Henriette
She got a promotion
Caused a commotion
Set in motion the C of E

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The rules

Adam Boleyn:
Were so outdated
Us two wanted to get X-rated

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Soon
Excommunicated

Adam Boleyn:
Everybody chill
It's totes God's will

Henri's out every night on the town
Just sleeping around like "What the hell?"
If that's how it's gonna be
Maybe I'll flirt with a girl or three
Just to make her jel

Henri finds out and she goes mental
She screams and shouts like
So judgemental!

"You damned prick"
Mate, just get off.
I wouldn't be such a di---
if you could turn me on.

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Uh oh

Adam Boleyn:
Here we go

Ensemble:
Is that what you said?

Adam Boleyn:
And now she's going 'round like
"Off with his head!"

Ensemble:
No!

Adam Boleyn:
Yeah, I'm pretty sure she means it

Ensemble:
Seems it

Adam Boleyn:
What was I meant to do?

Ensemble:
What was he meant to do?

Adam Boleyn:
Like, what was I meant to do?

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What was he meant to do?

Adam Boleyn:
No, but what was I meant to do?
Sorry, not sorry about what I said
I'm just trying to have some fun

Don't worry, don't worry
Don't lose your head
I didn't mean to hurt anyone

LOL
Say 'Oh, well!'
Or go to hell!

Ensemble:
Just go to hell!

Adam Boleyn:
Sorry, not sorry about what I said

Ensemble:
Sorry, not sorry about what he said

Adam Boleyn:
Sorry, not sorry about what I said
Don't lose your head