Six the Genderbend Musical

Ex-Kings

Cristian Of Aragon:
Divorced

Adam Boleyn:
Beheaded

John Seymour:
Died

Adam Of Cleves:
Divorced

Kristian Howard:
Beheaded

Cristian Parr:
Survived

Cristian Of Aragon:
And tonight we are

All:
Live

Cristian Of Aragon:
Listen up, let me tell you a story

Adam Boleyn:
A story that you think
You've heard before

John Seymour:
We know you know our names
And our fame and our faces

Adam Of Cleves:
Know all about the glories
And the disgraces

Kristian Howard:
I'm done 'cause all this time
I've been just one word
In a stupid rhyme

Cristian Parr:
So I picked up a pen and a microphone

All:
History's about to get overthrown

Cristian Of Aragon:
Divorced

Adam Boleyn:
Beheaded

John Seymour:
Died

Adam Of Cleves:
Divorced

Kristian Howard:
Beheaded

Cristian Parr:
Survived

All:
But just for you tonight
We're divorced, beheaded
LIVE!

Welcome to the show
To the histo-remix
Switching up the flow
As we add the prefix

Everybody knows that
We used to be six kings
Raising up the roof
Till we hit the ceiling

Get ready for the truth
That we'll be revealing
Everybody knows
That we used to be six kings

...but now we're ex-kings

Cristian Of Aragon:
All you ever hear
And read about

Adam Boleyn:
Is our ex and the way it ended

John Seymour:
But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush

Adam Of Cleves:
You're gonna find out
How we got unfriended

Kristian Howard:
Tonight we gonna do ourselves justice
'Cause we're taking you to court

Cristian Parr:
Every Tudor Rose has its thorns
And you're gonna hear 'em live in consort

Cristian Of Aragon:
Divorced

Adam Boleyn:
Beheaded

John Seymour:
Died

Adam Of Cleves:
Divorced

Kristian Howard:
Beheaded

Cristian Parr:
Survived

All:
But just for you tonight
We're divorced, beheaded
Live!

Welcome to the show
To the histo-remix
Switching up the flow
As we add the prefix
Everybody knows that
We used to be six kings

Dancing to the beat
Till the break of day. Once
We're done, we'll start again
Like it's the Renaissance
Everybody knows
That we used to be six kings

...but now we're ex-kings

Divorced

Cristian Of Aragon:
My name is Cristian Of Aragon
Was married 24 years, I'm a paragon
Of royalty, my loyalty is to the Vatican
So if you try to dump me
You won't try that again

All:
Beheaded

Adam Boleyn:
I'm that Boleyn guy
And I'm up next, see
I broke England from the Church
Yeah, I'm that sexy
Why did I lose my head?
Well my sleeves may be green
But my lips stain red!

All:
Died

John Seymour:
John Seymour, the only one she truly loved

All:
Rude

John Seymour:
When my girl was newly born
I died, but I'm not what I seem
Or am I?
Stick around and you'll
Suddenly see more...

All:
Divorced

Adam Of Cleves:
Ich bin Adam of Cleves

All:
Ja

Adam Of Cleves:
When she saw my portrait she was like...

All:
Jaa

Adam Of Cleves:
But I didn't look as good
As I did in my sketch
Funny how we all discuss that
But never Henri's little...

Kristian Howard:
Bust up your ears, I'm the Kristian
Who lost his head

All:
Beheaded

Kristian Howard:
For my promiscuity outside of wed
Lock up your daughters
Lock up your wives
K Howard is here
And the fun's alive

All:
Survived

Cristian Parr:
Five down, I'm the final groom
I saw her on the way to her tomb
I'm the survivor, Cristian Parr
I bet you wanna know how I got this far
I said I bet you wanna know
How we got this far

All:
Do you wanna know how we got this far?
Then welcome to the show
To the histo-remix
Switching up the flow
As we add the prefix
Everybody knows that
We used to be six kings

Get your hands up
Get this party howlin'
You want a top dog
Well there's half a dozen
Everybody knows that
We used to be six kings
But now we're ex-kings!

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