Ask/Dare the Sanses~

~~The AUs~~

Cross: I know right,  they're super useful. Especially to me-

Nightmare: ShH

Ink: buuuut, I don't like how negative I turned out to be.

Nightmare: My negativity is too overwhelming, and I take great pride in knowing that.

Error: I guess it's cool, but I'm not sure how I like being merged into some sappy positive loser...

Dream: I-I'm not a loser!

Killer: Yeah, Dream's not a loser!!

Dream: u-uh, thanks Killer..

Killer: *blushes* no... problem....

Error: are... you gonna let me finish or...?

Fell: Nah, we don't care about you.

Error: eXCUSE ME-

@SapphySylveon12 asks:
question for Blue; what do you REALLY think of both Dust and Fell?

Blue: Oh... well... it's complicated.

Blue: I care about both of them, and even though people say that I'm not good at taking hints, I can still tell that both of them care about me too.

Blue: I think Fell likes me, but in a friend way... and I'd like to stay friends with him too!

Fell: you know what, kid? I don't even care anymore. Go and dare Dust, be happy.

Blue: *blushes* th-That's not what I was gonna say!!

Dream: Wow! Fell, Ive never seen you so positive! It's really great!

Killer: eh, it's OKAY.

Error: I would prefer if he didn't talk AT ALL.

Fell: Shut up, glitchy bastard!

Ink: HEY.

Everyone: ....

Ink: ...uh, Blue hasn't said anything about Dust yet?

Blue: I thought you had my siiiiide

Ink: tHIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR TEASING ME ABOUT ERROR!

Blue: Okay, okay!

Blue: I think he's really sweet and protective, and cares about me a lot. Even though he seems scary, I think he's a super good person inside! I-I think he's really cool. Maybe even cooler than me.

Dust: *blushing a little* Heheh, nobody's cooler than you, Blue.

Blue: *blushes a little as well* Aw, thank you so much!

Killer: GET A ROOM!

Dust: sHUT UP!!

Blue: ...I already have a room though?

NebulaQueen37  asks:
I have a ask
So sci's the younger version of classic right? Then does it mean that fellxsci = kustard???

Fell: OH GOD-

Classic: *wakes up* Hmm? Did somebody say my name?

Fell: NO.

Error: yeah, they said that you're in love with Fell

Fell: wHAT??

Classic: hm, not really. Maybe some other time, Fell.

Fell: THATS NOT WHAT THEY SAID!!

Ink: Well, thinking about it... it's kind of true?

Dust: But if actual smart people think about it, then really that means that we're all just in love with ourselves.

Everyone: huh????

Classic: He means that if we think like the asker, then technically since we're all Sanses, we're all the same person

Cross: ...so you guys are talking to yourselves, right now?

Nightmare: yeah, I guess, wh-

Nightmare: oh no not this again-

Cross: so then, TECHNICALLY....

Nightmare: Crossy enough with this already-

Cross: IT IS ACCEPTABLE TO TALK WITH YOURSELF, SINCD YOURE ALL DOING IT?

Nightmare: Nobody cares if you talk to yourself or not, I'll still love you.

Cross: BUT IF EVERYONE IS TALKING TO THEMSELVES, I AM NORMAL? RIGHT?

Killer: well, I don't know about NORMAL...

Nightmare: KILLER DO NOT START THIS AGAIN I WILL END YOU.

Ink: uh... what are they screaming about?

Error: From what Nightmare told me,  Cross talks to himself sometimes, and Killer noticed and made fun of him for a while.

Ink: oh... you and Nightmare talk?

Error: Yeah sometimes, since we're business partners and all that.

Ink: ah, okay.

Fell: Look at the two lovers, how sweet.

Blue: Oh! Are they finally dating??

Dream: u-uh, not yet Blue...

Ink: wh- YET?!

Error: GOD NO, WE WERE JUST TALKING!!!

Fell: uh huh... suuuuuure....

BY THE WAY, WE HAVE NEW MEMBERS!!

Horror: *poofs into the castle*

Lust: *also poofs into the castle*

Dust: HORROR!!!

Killer: HORROR!!!

Nightmare: oh.

Cross: HORROR!!!

Horror: FINALLY, I FOUND YOU.

Ink: wait, isn't he on their team?

Error: Yeah?

Ink: Why wasn't he here before?

Asy: iTs FuNnY hOw SoMeOnE cAn Be FoRgOtTeN sO eAsIlY...

Horror: *gasp*

Horror: YOU GUYS FORGOT ABOUT ME?!!

Fell: I wouldn't be surprised.

Lust: Aww, don't say such things Fell~

Fell: FUc-

Nightmare: GET THE FCK OUT OF MY HOUSE.

Lust: No can do sweetheart~

Dream: ....

Ink: You don't have anything positive to say, Dream?

Dream: well, uh...

Horror: Hes not too bad...

Everyone: what-

ANYWAYS.
LET ME INTRODUCE TO YOU
HORROR
AND
LUST!!
They're open for asks ;)
(Also sorry this chapter took so long to upload, almost 2000 words .3.)