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five
2:54 PM
What does "idk" mean?
i dont know
Okay, I'll just ask Klaus then.
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5:47 PM
I just saw Klaus eat ketchup straight.
Just the ketchup.
see kids
this is why u don't do crack
I should tell that to Klaus.
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6:30 AM
Where's the coffee?
it's 6 in the morning
why are u awake
Because.
Now, where's the coffee?
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1:36 PM
I'm tempted to eat the goddamn dirt for some good coffee.
lol
no balls
Fine.
Watch me then.
wait no
five don't!!!
FIVE OMG
FUCKING PUT THE DIRT DOWN
U BITCH
DONT DO IT
YOU FUCKER
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12:11 PM
Klaus keeps saying, "lol me," and "mood."
He's pointed to a fucking bird on a tree and said, "lol me, that's a mood."
And I don't get it.
What does it mean????
lol me
that's a big mood
I hate you.
love u too
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5:50 PM
i luv u bitchhhhh
i ain't ever gonna stop loving u
bitchhhhhhhhh
What?
its a vine
What's a vine?
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10:19 AM
*image sent*
i found delores a boyfriend
That's a mannequin, (Y/N).
Have a little respect.
what
Delores deserves better than a mannequin.
???
she's a mannequin tho
i-
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4:27 PM
hey baby u tryina smash ;)
wot
I DIDN'T SEND THAT KLAUS DID!
lol k
IM SERIOUS!
KLAUS SEND THAT!
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4:57 PM
Would it be murder if you kill someone who's super annoying?
yes
yes it would
But they're annoying though.
what did luther do now?
Exist.
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9:08 AM
my head hort
That's your fault.
You should have been sleeping, instead of watching YouTube all night.
ok boomer.
Excuse you, I'm a Gen Z now.
So, fuck you.
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4:15 PM
why do u keep staring at me bitch
Because, I wanna fucking kiss you.
then do it pussy
Fine.
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2:13 PM
hey
uh
we should invade area 51 together
<3
Why?
All they store there are military equipment.
:0
how do u know
I've spatial jumped there.
Klaus kept talking about how I should go there, and I did.
Nothing really special is there though.
hb the aliens?
What aliens?
:0
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4:23 PM
in the year 3000
not much has changed but we live underwater
No, we don't live underwater.
We have severe climate change.
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