⸻ HANGE ZOE X FEM!READER
❝ memes are important
to me, just like i'm
important to you. ❞
in which y/n l/n accidentally
sent a meme to her boss.
[TEXT AU]
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✓ sent 6:39 am
u are a pain in the ass
?!?!???!!
why message me so eARLy in the mOrning???
because you didn't reply to me a while ago!!
you ruined our sleep to freak out over someone who was 'flirting'/ SEXTING with you and we ask you who it is but you took your time to leave us in the dark so when sasha finally knew who it was and you exposed yourself you leave the groupchat while we are in a SHAMBLES and confusion after you left with a "oH i thInk tHeY wERe JuST jOkiNg wiTH mE LIke aLL otHer FRIenDs do"
and when i ask for the deets in PRIVATE, you go to sleep
the audacity!!!
maybe because they really were just joking, connie!!! and i might've gave it a deeper meaning when they just meant it as a friendly funny joke!!
the question is:
WHY GIVE IT MEANING IN THE FIRST PLACE
I FUCKING KNEW YOU LIKE BOSS HANGE
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO HIDE IT
i don't like boss!! i just prefer their company over yours, bro!!!
at least they don't threaten me when i don't send a meme
i shouldn't have told y'all that it was them 😭
actually, i shouldn't have told you the whole thing!! i should've kept it a secret
maayBE THEN UR NOT BEING A MEANIE
U ARE THE MEAN ONE FOR U HURT MY FEELIGS
I THOUGHT WE HAD EACH OTHER'S BACK WHY DO U HURT ME SO
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✓ sent 6:47 am
whatever are u done
yeah
we'll be picking u up around 7 so get ready bitch
is armin coming with us???
HE'S LIKE THE ONLY PERSON WHO DRIVES US TO WORK WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IS PICKING US UP
chill
i thought u had a car
ok
share the deets now before i cry i need some drama and tea
that's, like, the only thing they said i just summarized it bitch
WHAT
THERE'S NO STEAMY DIRTY TALK
NO SENSUAL TALK WHERE ONE GETS NEEDY AND SHARE THEIR DEEPEST DARKEST FEELING
this ain't 50 shades of grey pls stop
AND EW THEY'RE MY BOSS?!??
that's what eren said before he sucked mr forster's dick
S T O P
i'm telling u to mikasa
yeah ok like she could do anything lololol
anyways that was anticlimactic i thought something interesting would've happened
THEIR TEXTS ITSELF WAS INTERESTING BC I TOTALLY WASN'T EXPECTING THAT
everyone has a secret sex life
uh huh
what's ur secret sex life
i get off to shrek
i will ignore that
don't tell armin and sasha what boss texted me ok
i wanna scar armin for life lolol
let's exaggerate what they said and make it weirder
hmmm and have little innocent blondie get mad at us for possibly forever but only a minute? yes
great now fuck off
fckn rud
lowkey i dont wanna go to work i'm too shy to face boss pls help me escape
