TaeTae💜 has changed their name to: 🐼🚂
Kookie🍪🐰: .......
Kookie🍪🐰: Really?
🐼🚂: Yes, really.
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DanceMonster: Jimin?
SmolButSwoll: Yeah?
Dance monster has changed SmolButSwoll's name to: 🚫🍯
🚫🍯: Joke's on you! That's honey not jam.
DanceMonster: That's the point...
🚫🍯: ???
DanceMonster: You aren't supposed to have jams in the first place...
🚫🍯 has changed their name to: SmolButSwoll
SmolButSwoll: Shut up, Mr. "I've lost over thirty air pods."
DanceMonster: You're lucky this has to be kid friendly...
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DanceMonster has created a group chat: Bangtan
Includes:
-DanceMonster
-Mommy
-I'mDone😴
-Sunshine☀️
-SmolButSwoll
-🐼🚂
-Kookie🍪🐰
DanceMonster: Okay, everyone! We need to discuss our next album.
Kookie🍪🐰: AyO! HiT-mAn BaNg InTrOdUcEs ThE sEcOnD aUdItIoN-
Sunshine☀️: Can't, I'm out on a date.
SmolButSwoll: A date? With who?
Sunshine☀️ has sent a picture:
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🐼🚂: Oooo~ Where did you go?
Sunshine☀️ has shared a location: Tap Here To View
🐼🚂: Looks nice! I might have to take Jungkook out sometime soon...
Kookie🍪🐰: I'm free right now!
🐼🚂: I'm on my way now!
Sunshine☀️: No! You'll ruin my date!
I'mDone😴: Why do I put up with you guys...?
SmolButSwoll: Even me..? 😟
I'mDone😴: No, not you, baby... I couldn't be annoyed with you.
SmolButSwoll: ○///~///○
Mommy: Ew, relationships...
🐼🚂: You're one to talk. You and Namjoon are practically attached at the hip!
Mommy: But we don't flirt in front of people.
🐼🚂: Touche...
DanceMonster: I seriously should have debuted solo...
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Kookie🍪🐰: Taehyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunngggg
🐼🚂: Whaaaaaaaattt?
Kookie🍪🐰: Yeontan ate your last cookie...
🐼🚂: BEACH, THE FUDGE? HE ATE YOU?!
🐼🚂: IM GONNA KILL THAT DOG, I SWEAR!
Kookie🍪🐰: No! I mean the sugar cookies that I bought for you yesterday! He ate the one you were saving for later!
🐼🚂: Oh...
🐼🚂: I'm still gonna kill him.
Kookie🍪🐰: Tae no-
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Mother has changed 🐼🚂's name to: Tae Hyung
Tae Hyung: ...........................
Mother: I'll stop...
Mother has changed Tae Hyung's name to: 🐼🚂
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Mommy: You know... the kids are out of the house tonight...
DanceMonster: We'll have the house all to ourselves...
Mommy: You know what that means... right?
DanceMonster: 😏
Mommy: 😏
DanceMonster: Titanic or The Princess Bride?
Mommy: Is that a question?
DanceMonster: The Princess Bride it is...
Mommy: Do you have ice cream?
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I'mDone😴: How's it going with Sprite?
Sunshine☀️: Really great, actually!
I'mDone😴: Is she treating you well?
Sunshine☀️: EXCUSE ME!? DID YOU JUST ASSUME SPRITE'S GENDER?!
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DanceMonster: I love you.
Mommy: I love me too.
DanceMonster: ................
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Hello! I've actually wanted to do crack scenarios for awhile. It was really fun, so expect more in the future!
Most of this was not focused on Taekook, but I really wanted to do this soooooo... Yeh.
Anyways, until next time!
~imyourfilter
