Mumbo (talking to Iskall): This Christmas, I asked Santa for the cutest person alive.
Grian (walks in): I woke up in a box this morning in Mumbo's room. For some reason.
Mumbo: wait- *sweating*
Xisuma: move, I'm claustrophobic
Grian: what's that?
Ren: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus
Xisuma: no that's no-
Grian, acting like Santa Claus: HO! HO! HO!
Ren: STOP, you're scaring him!
False: now that we've chosen our secret Santas, we should all say what we want for Christmas!
Iskall: I should probably ask for a new jacket
Stress: scented candles!
Mumbo: I want therapy.
False, Stress, iskall, Grian:...
False: um -
Cleo: wait, me too
False: guys -
Iskall: actually, can I get some of that too, please?
False: ... I don't think therapy's within the price limit
everyone:
Cleo: Oh, well, in that case, I'll take a facemask.
Grian: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We'll hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever else is under there.
Mumbo: Grian, that's not a fun idea. That's a TERRIBLE idea.
Iskall: Mistlefoe.
Mumbo: Iskall no-
Xisuma: I hope I get run over.
Ren: come on! It's Christmas! Have some spirit!
Xisuma: I hope I get run over by a reindeer.
Grian, FaceTiming Mumbo: Iskall told me Santa wasn't real.
Grian: Jokes on him, I'm at the mall right now and guess whose lap I'm fricken sitting on?
Mumbo: I... Grian... no-
poultry man: This song is called "What I Want For Christmas."
poultry man: [Plays one note on the piano]
poultry man: eggs.
Grian: I really can't stay...
Mumbo: I'll drive you home right now
Grian: I've got to go away...
Mumbo: Or if you want to go back to a friend's house I'll take you there too
Grian: This evening has been... so very nice...
Mumbo: Yes, I agree. I wonder where they got the spaghetti? it was a nice dinner.
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Hermitcraft Season 6 oneshots (mostly songfics and angst)
Short Storyhey, ya peeps, tis Stuffy again! so I really like Hermitcraft and stuff so I'm gonna do this, it's gonna be mostly grain and Mumbo (and Isakll. and Scar.) most of the story is songfics and crap and I have like only 2 oneshots so uh... I mean... *cou...
Christmas special!
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