Thirty-One

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"I'm waiting in the doctor's office. Small talk?"

"Sorry, I don't do small talk."

"You replying to me is enough."

"That sounds pretty whipped."

"If this is considered being whipped, then I'd like to remain whipped for the rest of my life."

"When's your birthday?"

"Why do you care?"

"My birthday is November 19th. Now, will you tell me?"

"You're a Scorpio. Should have known."

"Fine, asshole. My birthday is February 16th. Happy?"

"Extremely."

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