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-Once broke one of the bases windows by throwing baseball through it- On multiple occasions.

-Probably the type of person who still thinks it's funny to quote vines 24/7. Like, his entire team is having a serious conversation on how to counteract the enemy team and he just shouts out "I'Ve NevEr Been TO UHm- Oova javAH"

-Goes out of his way to annoy absoloutely everyone

-Pronounces meme as "may-may"

-Got kicked off his highschool baseball team multiple times but always managed to bribe the leaders to let him back in through offering them soda and other virtually useless items.

-Accidentally almost shot Miss Pauling atleast twice.

-Wears axe every hour of every day

-Can't cook. Last time it was his turn to make dinner for the team he made something like this

 Last time it was his turn to make dinner for the team he made something like this

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-Refuses to drink anything other than pop (Soda)

-Scared to death of the Pyro

-Makes chicken soup with a singular piece of chicken

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