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Soldier

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-He owns a stuffed bear he calls "lieutenant Stuffing." He insists it is not 'just a stuffed bear' and that it is real, and has seen horrible things in his time. This prompted medic to do a psychological exam. 

-Nobody lets him cook for breakfast, lunch, or dinner because it ends up being a pile of charred bacon and undercooked eggs.

-Him and demoman like to mock scout while he's out doing his batting practice.

-Each morning when the team gathers for breakfast soldiers boots are polished to the point that they could become mirrors. It seems to be the only sense of order he actually has because its like that every morning no matter the situation.

-Dogs. He likes dogs.

-He hates smokers and the the idea of smoking. Nobody really knows why, but at least its some form of a moral compass. Everytime he sees spy smoking he reports it to medic, despite the german not really caring all too much. Everyone but soldier has already realized spy will not stop, nor does he want to.