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Do you guys want to hear a joke? Me!

Tord: Hey Tom.

Tom: What?

Tord: Wanna hear a joke? 

Tom: Whatever.

Tord: Me!

* Tom and Matt stared at him confuse*

Tord: *sniff* G- geddit.

Tord: I'm just... a huge freaking joke...

*Tom and Matt starts to sweating*

Matt: Bloody'ell, Tom What did you do?

T: I- I didn't? Do anything???

Matt: THE USUAL STUFF IS'T WORKING!!!

Tord: :'|

Matt: Tom, you should try to comfort him. 

Tom: What? Why me?!

Matt: Don't you think it's the appropriate thing to do since all you two ever do insult each other?

*Tom crouch next to tord*

* leans his hand to Tord*

Matt watched Tom*

*Tom reaches to Tord*

*Tom's hand land on Tord's head*

Tord jolted*

Tom: I, uh... Don't think you're a joke...?

*Tord looks at Tom* *starts to cry again*

Tom: AFFECTION JUST MAKES IT WORSE!!! *holding his hand*

*Matt jolts*

Tord: *whiine*

Edd: I'm hom- ... uh.