*at a family dinner*
Charles: no off topic questions
Lydia: why can't fuse with bj?
Charles: that's an off topic question
Lydia: why??
Charles: because I dont want to
Charles to all of lydia questions: no. No. Permission dined. That's an off topic question
*Bj and lydia about to fuse*
Charles: *breaks them up* you have been stopped!
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Lydia and beetlejuice singing: Aa
Lydia and beetlejuice fusing: aaa
Lydiajuice: AAAAAAA
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Lydiajuice: a patato flew around my room before you came..
Everyone in the house seeing lydiajuice with a rope and a patato tied to the end: AHHHHHHHHH
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Delia: I AINT GET NO SLEEP CUZ OF YALL YALL NEVER GANNA SLEEP CUZ OF ME
*lydiajuice just terrified*
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Lydiajuice: 911 what your emergency
Clair: help someone at our prom has been killed
Lydiajuice: okay well calm down we dont wanna panic at the disco
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Beetlejuice causally: so I was sitting there barbecue sauce on my tities
Everyone: ....
Lydia: *on the floor dying*
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Lydiajuice: road work ahead AH yeah I sure hope it does!
Barbara and Adam: lydiajuice no-
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*Lydia pours water on beetlejuice*
Bj: hello????
(This will be a future chapter get ready :) )
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Delia: bj can you read number 23 for the class?
Bj: NO I CANNOT! WUT UP MY NAME IS BJ IM 60000 YEARS OLD AND I NEVER FUCKING LEARNED HOW TO READ!
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Charles: sorry I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich
Lydiajuice: go back to sleep AND STARVE
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Lydiajuice: okay but like if I killed myself technically let's be honest the problem would be solved
Adam and Barbara being protective parents to lydiajuice: wait nO
And that's all I like this idea pwgsnskhd
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Fanfictionin a nutshell lydia and beetlejuice fuse and they have no idea how to unfuse so they dicided to stay in Lydia's room intill they figure out how to unfuse. sounds easy right? wrong. because the Maitlands and Lydia's parents are trying to get them out...
