yall know those buttplugs that are also a dildo and you can just have it tucked into your booty all day while doing basic everyday activities? okay well. picture that, but its not phallus shaped, its one of those monsterfucker things. think dragondick or tentacles. either/or, but eithet way its HUGE. we talking 9-10 inches here, yall following? good.
okay well assume these seven boys are ... say ... BTS (we've been knowing that yoongi will stick anything and everything up his bootyhole) ok anyways hoseok is also known to experiment with a few fingers in da bootyhole so imagine:
jungkooks on amazon and taehyungs wierd ass come over and look up "bootysex" and a bunch of buttplugs and lube comes up and a lightbulb turns on in his monky brain. gears are turning jungkooks a lil concerned at this point and hes like "bro wtf..." and taehyung giggling and shit and he press order and yall already KNOW that kook got that amazon PRIME so that shit arrives tomorrow!
ok so that shit comes the day after and seokjin doing his womanly duties and cleaning da house and he gets the door and signs for the package. you already know that its the discreet packaging and jin is a little BITCH so he opens that shit thinking its a toilet brush or some shit and low and behold in all its glory is a fucking monsterfucker buttplug and cherry flavor heated lube (taehyungs choice!) and jin think to himself
"well me and yoongi GOTTA try this out" taehyung come out while seokjin inspecting the goods and snatches that shit "aye mane wtf thats mine and jungkooks shit!" and jin apologizes but then da gears start turning again and he say "lets take turns my guy" and taehyungs wierd ass go along with it
namjoon come out from the study cus he hasnt bathed in DAYS and he says "whats this ruckus about" and noticed seokjin and taehyung huddled around the buttplug, scheming n shit. namjoon start thinking "SHIIII lemme see what yall got over there!" and seokjins greedy ass said NO! and taehyungs wierd ass said
"aye we can share! get jungkook out here , i wanna open up his pretty lil bootyhole!" namjoon called for jungkook and he come out his room talking about "aye bruh i've been playing overwatch for about 3 hours and this the first time i got up since i started i need to piss!" and taehyung grins, up to know good. "you can piss while we execute the plan! get yoongi and hoseok, they play with they bootyholes right?"
jungkook holds his dick in his hand, trying not to piss as he goes to yoongi and hoseoks shared room, he open the door with his free hand and sees that SOPE ALREADY DOING BOOTY STUFF 🤢🤢 "why would you start with out us!!!1@+1!" jungkook starts crying uncontrollably and cannot hold his piss, letting go all over their lavish carpet. kinda sexy doe
"VITCHWAHT THE FICK" hoseok screams at jungkook, slapping yoongis hand away from his booty bc this mf really does not CARE! "ayo jungkook why you pissing on yoself" yoongi says hoseok starts freaking out over da pissed stained carpets but yoongi sits still trynna keep a straight face cus he lowkey wanna be licking that shit up! "i always liked dehydrated boys" he whispers to himself, eying the dark brown urine.
"anyways" jungkook says, wiping his tears away, "taehyung wants yall in the living room so we can do buttstuff 😏💕" jungkook doesnt wait for a reply and waddles back into the living room, not bothering to clean up.
"now what in the lords name" namjoon shouts seeing jungkook in this pitiful state. said boy just shrugs, moving out the way when the naked sope come walking in. "the gangs all here!" taehyung shouts. "look at my black friday gift!" he shouted, holding his buttplug up like simba from the lion king
"thats the ugliest mf i have ever seen" yoongi said, eyeing the monsterfucker buttplug in distaste. "im down to use it if hoseok puts it in doe" he adds, looking at his mans with lust in his eyes. "nawl we using this on jungkook!" taehyung declared! "aye bruh aint nobody wanna see his brown asshole, we know this boy dont wipe!" seokjin yells!
