Shower thoughts of a trashy person

There was a dog...

Just a few moments ago I overheard the nursery rhyme Bingo the dog (Pretty sure we all know this song). When I started to joke about the song I said, "Bingo Was his name so what's his name now?"

Both of us laughed then we both realized and said, "There Was a farmer who had a dog?!"

Was...

Had...

Sooooo the farmer's DEAD?! And so as BINGO?!

-RottenMarsh