Shower thoughts of a trashy person

Birthdays

Do u consider having ur birthay on a test day, a "happy" birthday?

It's not really that "happy" cuz even after the exams, if it's not the final day, as you still have to review...

If that's the case, should we still greet them, "happy birthday?"

But if you don't, what other greeting/s could you do? Do you just say, "oh hey hi, it's your bday!" Duh, captain obvious.

Asdfghjkl, do we say, "sad birthday?"

— Soda Can