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𝘚𝘜𝘔𝘐: yo i hate honors college boys, i just asked this guy "hey why aren't koalas considered bears?" and he hits me with "they're masupials" shut up nerd, the answer to the joke is "they don't have the koalafications" 𝘉𝘛𝘚: ... 𝘑𝘐𝘕: *windshield laugh*
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𝘚𝘜𝘔𝘐: are we in trouble? 𝘑𝘜𝘕𝘎𝘒𝘖𝘖𝘒: are we in trouble? 𝘠𝘖𝘖𝘕𝘎𝘐: have a good guess. 𝘚𝘜𝘔𝘐: no 𝘑𝘜𝘕𝘎𝘒𝘖𝘖𝘒: no 𝘠𝘖𝘖𝘕𝘎𝘐: try again.
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𝘏𝘖𝘚𝘌𝘖𝘒: i just burnt myself with a straightener. 𝘚𝘜𝘔𝘐: with what? 𝘏𝘖𝘚𝘌𝘖𝘒: a straightener 𝘚𝘜𝘔𝘐: oh, did it work? or are you still bi? 𝘏𝘖𝘚𝘌𝘖𝘒: oh my god.
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𝘚𝘜𝘔𝘐: if we can't see air, can fish see water?
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𝘚𝘜𝘔𝘐: you're not very romantic 𝘛𝘈𝘌𝘏𝘠𝘜𝘕𝘎: yes i am 𝘚𝘜𝘔𝘐: then prove it, flirt with me
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𝘚𝘜𝘔𝘐: guess what we're about to get 𝘑𝘜𝘕𝘎𝘒𝘖𝘖𝘒: guess what we're about to get 𝘑𝘐𝘕: on my nerve.
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𝘑𝘐𝘔𝘐𝘕: you look nice, i want to kiss you 𝘚𝘜𝘔𝘐: what? 𝘑𝘐𝘔𝘐𝘕: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN'T MISS YOU 𝘉𝘛𝘚: THAT'S A GODDAMN LIE
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𝘛𝘈𝘌𝘏𝘠𝘜𝘕𝘎: wanna see how hardcore i am? 𝘉𝘛𝘚: ... 𝘛𝘈𝘌𝘏𝘠𝘜𝘕𝘎: *punches wall* 𝘉𝘛𝘚: ... 𝘛𝘈𝘌𝘏𝘠𝘜𝘕𝘎: take me to a hospital
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𝘏𝘖𝘚𝘌𝘖𝘒: chillax! 𝘑𝘐𝘕: that's not a word. 𝘏𝘖𝘚𝘌𝘖𝘒: sometimes the ones who deny 'chillax' are the ones who need to chillax the most. 𝘑𝘐𝘕: i can't deal with you right now.
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𝘕𝘈𝘔𝘑𝘖𝘖𝘕: what are you bringing with you to dinner? 𝘠𝘖𝘖𝘕𝘎𝘐: my negative attitude and sparkling personality
