Chapter 2 || "Where's my Eboy bath water?"

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Hobi: Ok. First of
all-
Do you have a plan
of action towards
that loner Jimin,
and if so then please
do tell.

GibberishBoii: Second
of all, do you wanna
go to the cinema at
weekend to check out
that 'controversial'
Joker movie?

GoldenChild: I actually
saw Jimin today at work,
so I managed to have a
quick chat with him.

GoldenChild: but he seemed
very wary of me.

GoldenChild: Although I did
suggest to him to get to
know each other better
so let's hope next time I
speak to him he won't be
looking like he has some kind
of weapon he could kill
me with if I turned out
to be a bully 😂

Hobi: owowowowowo

GibberishBoii: That's
a bit eboy-ish ^

Hobi: Oh hell yeah

Hobi: I'll get all those egirls
and eboy fangirls all for
myself 😈😈😂

GoldenChild: Can you do the
hentai face tho?

{ Hobi sent an attachment }

GibberishBoii: Oh God
my poor christian eyes,
where's my holy water

Hobi: You mean..
"Where's my eboy bath
water?" 😉😉

GibberishBoii: Burn
in hell you child of
Satan. 😡😂

GoldenChild: Since when
are you such a believer
Taehyung?

GibberishBoii: Who
knows?

GibberishBoii: Anyways,
are you gonna make
it for the weekend?

GoldenChild: Idk

GoldenChild: We'll see.

GoldenChild: Now if you'll
excuse me, I need some
sleep.

Hobi: Do you guys think
I should create a TikTok
to become ultimate
Eboy?

GoldenChild: Ffs Hoseok 😂

GibberishBoii: How
bout no?

GibberishBoii: Gn
Jungkook.

Hobi: You guys r no fun,
it was you who said
I'm like an eboy

Hobi: Goodnight Kookie
uwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuwu

GibberishBoii: Stop
That.

GibberishBoii: The
power of Christ
compels you, you
spawn of Satan!

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Ending my conversation there I turned off my screen and tried falling asleep once again. This time, the guys finally quited down or at least they private messaged each other after that. I actually already knew I wouldn't be able to go out with them, at weekends I have a shift at two different jobs. The guys don't know that I struggle with money - basically no one at school knows. They all think I have a normal life and just a part time job to get some pocket money - now - normally you'd think that as my best friends they should know about my situation and I shouldn't keep things like this from them but.. I'm not looking for pity from people. Of course I know not all people are like that but it's better to blow on cold water than then get burnt by it.

After clearing my mind and setting a rough plan for tomorrow's day I turned on my side and hoped to fall asleep in a matter of minutes instead of hours like usual.


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Who would want to see Hoseok as an eboy? I know I would 🙊😉😂

Why do you guys think Jungkook needs to work so hard?

Any suggestions? Let me know 😊

Anygays,

Hope you have a wonderful day/night wherever you are!

-River☆

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