maya: ok. it's been a week.
maya: pLeASE TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
payno: perrie? would you like to recap?
perrie: last week onnnn "life as a larrie:
perrie: its too sad for me to recap... so basically larry broke up
maya: but now they're back together?
maya: how?
zayn: well, we went through a phase (niall, liam and I) of scheming to make harry jealous...
perrie: mature of you
zayn: its over now, no need to reflect on past events
perrie: that's literally what we're doing.
zayn: anYwAY
zayn: we did this by making harry think niall and louis were in a relationship
maya: did it work?
perrie: weren't you dating liam at this point?
perrie: didn't he tell you about this?
payno: the relationship was fresh, ok?
payno: i didn't need her thinking i was some best friend/bandmate/relationship-stalking freak
nialler: but you are a best friend/bandmate/relationship-stalking freak
payno: watch it horan
zayn: anYwAY
zayn: we tried that and yes, it actually, worked
zayn: surprisingly
nialler: even though i'm as straight as a pole and harry knows this.
payno: ok but let's be real for a second.
payno: if shawn mendes or justin beiber were into it, would you go for it?
nialler: ....
nialler: of course not
perrie: totally.
nialler: i wouldn't
perrie: ok
nialler: i woULDN'T
perrie: i believe you
nialler: grrrr
maya: but you would wouldn't you
nialler: ...
payno: no judgment here lad.
payno: just tell us
payno: we'll stop making fun of you.
zayn: promise
nialler: FINE
nialler: if shawn was into it... i'd probably be down
nialler: not justin though
nialler: he's married
perrie: AHAHAHAHA
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